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April 22, 2005

Two scenarios both horrifying and true

Light Heart of the Theoretical Vomitorium
If those wedding photos of a certain leering, bloated decadent ž-list celebrity theorist didn't have you heaving copiously (in which case you have a stronger stomach than I) then there's always this as a mild supplementary emetic (via hoonology central).

At times like this, dé-liaison seems like a mighty wise idea.

White Magic Mountain
And then...Nietzsche's vigil at Sils-Maria updated as a neverending philosophical cocktail party for the global élite. The furnishings are plush. The 'language of instruction' is ethico-textualist academic English (an only-apparently-opposed weird twin to venture-capitalist marketing-speak) -" but the wire transfers flooding in from well-off american families and wisdom-seeking burnt-out professionals are routed to swiss bank accounts. Apparently recondite philosophical theses appended by labyrinthine copyright notices and global exploitation clauses in tiny type. An old-world opulence, and yet everything is contemporary, by order of the management: It's something of a watchword, this place is 'of our time' or it is nothing; it captures the epoch comprehensively and exclusively, to the envy of all. Just like the décor, every one of the star turns is unimpeachably contemporary (and, of course, european -" this latter a declaration of political intent rather than natality). The list is in perfect taste, and complete -" none refuse (perhaps none dare), they are disgorged from bullet-proof limousine-electrovehicles (the canton operates a strict no-car policy in the heights) -" old, tired men feigning fusty bedazzlement in order to obscure from themselves their true predicament, occasionally a glamorous young wife in tow (all expenses paid) -" into the entrance hall, over which presides a twenty-foot wide fine wrought-iron coat of arms designed by the Presidential Board. Clutching their papers which will address the contemporary situation, they head for the bar. Meanwhile, at the top of a tower in the east wing, a figure sits, watching from his window the mists pouring down the mountain. Tubes and wires affix him to multiform devices that pump blood, breathe for him, shoot hormones, stimulants and sedatives into his worn-out veins. His yellowing, decaying hand, studded with gold sovereign rings, strokes a purring white cat named sophia. He growls to himself: ..."And if you think education is expensive, try ignorance."

Posted by robin at April 22, 2005 05:17 PM

Comments

Good stuff. ScriptGenerator©®™ lives!

Posted by: Patrick J. Mullins at April 22, 2005 10:13 PM

yes, hadn't thought about that connection, but it is similarly sinister, don't you think? Or is it just my paranoia....

Posted by: undercurrent at April 22, 2005 10:24 PM

Of course. I read it last week, and that offshore oil rig room full of the computers looks just like life feels now, I'll vow. What interests me about Vasset is how he will write a second novel after making one this clever to begin with. Yours is funny about Switzerland, especially the 'no-car policy in the heights' and the last line like a fantasy of a nursing home for Stelarc.

Posted by: Patrick J. Mullins at April 22, 2005 10:36 PM

but it's ALL TRUE, goddamit, PJ!

Posted by: undercurrent at April 22, 2005 10:38 PM

oh, hold on, the last bit hasn't actually been confirmed yet. But if anyone's in charge of this shit, it's got to be Hegel's cryogenically-preserved medicyborg corpse, right?

Posted by: undercurrent at April 22, 2005 10:42 PM

>>> it's got to be Hegel's cryogenically-preserved medicyborg corpse.

you mean this? http://egs.edu/faculty/schirmacher.html

Posted by: Reza at April 23, 2005 01:14 AM

Diane D. Davis posts to the Badiou/Lyotard list every now and then. She is one of the suggested contacts for those wanting to do PhDs. If I remember correctly, she said she went there to do a second PhD.

Posted by: Glen at April 23, 2005 01:34 AM

oh, and I had a brief chat with Paul Miller/DJ Spooky after a talk he gave in Sydney. He said it was a pretty cool place. Then he signed my book! At least he knows he is a superstar DJ and his conceptual work has been developed to enable his more artistic practices.

So, yeah, the place is very real!

Posted by: Glen at April 23, 2005 01:54 AM


The comparisons of Zizek to rock stars are apt. Like a rock star he's all about ego and high energy and a bogus hipsterism and real low on substance, depth, or argument. Continental marxists such as Zizek, having dispensed long ago with quotidian notions of truth, contigent or necessary or otherwise, now offer pages of jargon-laden ideology, impressing all the big-eyed bourgeois leftist galsteins at Friday afternoon par-tays with some tired red-bear schtick, and then the galsteins'll make a movie of it. It's Lit Chix gone wild, by Zizek.

Posted by: diogenes 88 at April 23, 2005 03:55 AM

Yes, well, but you or someone else wrote it up, so it's logical enough that I would be interested in the writing style rather than the 'true' in the title. I knew about Scenario I already from other dismayed accounts. It's true, of course, that the author cannot, then, be cited for knowing how to 'do Swiss style.' (One of my closest friends is a lausannois, and I stayed there for a month; he's not rich yet just because his father is, but he freaked out when I pointed out an apartment house entryway with a hanging pot of plastic flowers, no, that couldn't be in La Suisse, no, not at all...) It is curious that I just fell into the narrative as though it were fiction, though, (especially since I also clicked on the links), since I knew the first one wasn't fictional.

After all, the inhabitants of this camp are not going to all see it like it was some multinational corporate party--or not purely that way. They'd all tell the story differently if at all, wouldn't they? As told here, it is also like the way Ballard writes about the Eden-Olympia business park and the Cannes Festival in 'Supercannes.' So, ultimately, it's also fiction because of the tone--but that's beside the point now, because that's not what you/someone were/was doing consciously.

However, since it worked on that level, it really ought to be slipped into ScriptGenerator©®™, because I don't think this elite philosophy gathering has been done as a party of high debauchery. Such a phenomenon would go against Badiou's 'Philosophy is irreducible to other forms of thought,' wouldn't it? so therefore, even though he surely meant more explicit 'thought things' like fiction, it might as well be exploited by the most muscular novelists--since fiction is probably not lower than a self-congratulatory party. And anyway he may be wrong about the irreducibility. This is getting a bit difficult, but I don't think I'm the only one in over my head; it's just that there's an equivalent or greater shock every day in the U.S., and a lot may have to do with what you get used to as long as you can stand it, which doesn't mean I can. In varying ways, though, Virilio is not there; but by next year, one might see Orlan, the face-mutilant, and/or Catherine Deneuve, mightn't one? although none of this is meant to compensate for what I now think you see as tragic, although I don't know how tragic.

Posted by: Patrick J. Mullins at April 23, 2005 05:02 AM

supercannes is one of my favourite novels. I went to Cannes once and it really was that weird.

Posted by: undercurrent at April 23, 2005 04:51 PM

I e-mailed Hardt and he said the place is real, but that being on the faculty means "I agreed to speak there for a week."

Posted by: Anthony Smith at April 24, 2005 04:11 AM

The truth is that Anglo-American universities enforce a de facto non-current/relevant status upon themselves. At the EGS one IS encouraged to experiment and to actually think things through. Here (i.e. in Toronto, where I'm doing a second and concurrate doctorate), one's whole day is occupied with doing nothing, almost an active willing of nothing.
And where else, besides the EGS, can you spend two weeks (with class every day) with Zizek & Badiou, one after the other? Would you rather an intensive thing like this for two weeks, or 8 months of non-sense in Anglo-America?
Choice is pretty clear to me.
And the tuition is a fraction of non-state university America, where you might find ONE of the EGS faculty hanging out, and where, for that money, one is forced to actively will nothing.
No thanks.

Posted by: RIPope at April 27, 2005 03:53 PM

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