February 07, 2004

A plea for understanding

Patent Asshole

It would be all too easy for us to caricature people reliant on the American mass media for basic information. Harvard academic Alan Dershowitz, you’ll recall, was forced to resign his post after citing a feature film as a credible historical document.

But consider the plight of people condemned to live where dissent lies crushed beneath gore-spattered caterpillar tracks, and the press is an appendage of the state.

I refer, of course, to the People’s Republic of China.

To whom do they turn for honest, impartial, objective coverage of world events? Sphaleotas has conclusively ascertained, through a process of close comparative textual analysis, that even for the most intellectually discerning, there’s precious little alternative to Fox News.

Fox News’s balanced version of events: ‘The BBC feels entitled to lie’

It’s unlikely you have got this far without realising what an outrage the Hutton report was, what a sad overreaction it led to at the BBC and what a ghastly sight it is seeing Alastair Campbell looking so pleased with himself.

But you might not have noticed how the story has been reported by Fox News, the most successful rolling news channel in America. Readers of this column will be aware that Fox, which during the Gulf war carried a fluttering Stars and Stripes image on-screen at all times and consistently referred to coalition troops as “heroes” and “liberators”, tells viewers every hour that its coverage is “fair and balanced”.

If you wonder why Fox News needs to remind its viewers of that fact, it might be worth taking you back to Fox News’s fair and balanced coverage a year ago, on the day that more than a million people took to the streets of London to protest against the Prime Minister’s plans to send troops to the Middle East. As the pictures rolled, Fox filled the bottom quarter of the screen with a caption to explain events: “March Madness”.

So how did Fox – available in Britain on Sky Digital channel 531 – cover the Hutton report?

John Gibson is the host of The Big Story, an hour-long, early-evening show that Fox says “provides in-depth coverage and analysis of the day’s top stories”. Each day, Gibson, who sports a bright white bouffant hairstyle that would require planning permission anywhere outside New York City, spends the last moments of his programme delivering a sermon on the day’s great events.

Here is the presenter’s on-screen analysis of Andrew Gilligan and the BBC, five hours after the Hutton report was published.

“The British Broadcasting Corporation was forced to pay up for its blatant anti-Americanism before and during the Iraq war. A frothing-at-the-mouth anti-Americanism that was obsessive, irrational and dishonest.

“The BBC – the ‘Beeb’ – was one of the worst offenders in the British press because it felt entitled not only to pillory Americans and George W Bush, but because it felt entitled to lie. And when caught lying, it felt entitled to defend its lying reporters and executives.

“The incident involved the reporter Andrew Gilligan who made a fool of himself in Baghdad when the American invasion actually arrived in the Iraqi capital. Gilligan, pro-Iraqi and anti-American, insisted on the air that the Iraqi army was heroically repulsing an incompetent American military. Video from our own Greg Kelly of the American army moving through Baghdad at will put the light to that.

“After the war, back in London, Gilligan got a guy named David Kelly to tell him a few things about pre-war assessments on Iraq’s weapons’ programmes. And Gilligan exaggerated about what Kelly had told him.

“Kelly committed suicide over the story and the BBC, far from blaming itself, insisted its reporter had a right to lie, exaggerate, because, well, the BBC knew the war was wrong and anything it could say to underscore that point had to be right.

“The British government investigation slammed the BBC Wednesday and a Beeb exec resigned to show they got it.

“But they don’t.”

At this point, Gibson made a grab for the small badge on his jacket, and held it up to the camera. Referring to claims from the BBC that the audience for BBC World, the corporation’s international news channel, rose during the Gulf War because of its impartial take on events, he continued:

“So the next time you hear the BBC bragging about how much superior the Brits are delivering the news [he adopts a British accent] rather than Americans who wear flags in their lapels, remember it was the Beeb caught lying.”

Fox News’s other slogan is “we report, you decide”. I have done my deciding.

If ever you have cause to ponder why the BBC is worth fighting for, remember that but for the corporation, we could be dished up television “news” just like Mr Gibson’s seven days a week. Suddenly the £116 licence fee seems rather a good insurance policy, wouldn’t you say?

Vincent Graff, The Independent, 2004-02-03, p. 49.

Fox News’ online transcript.

Posted by sphaleotas at February 7, 2004 05:52 PM

Comments

More top-notch investigative reporting.

I'm not sure quite what scholastic hair-splitting it is that allows the BBC to be described as lying. About what exactly?

Gilligan made the entirely fair point that it now seems that journalists have to attain standards of accuracy far in excess, it would seem, of those required of govt dossiers. Hmmm....

Have you heard Bush today? Saddam might have hidden the weapons abroad ---- and even if he didn't actually make em, he had the _potential_ to do so. Errr yeah.

Posted by: mark k-punk at February 8, 2004 07:41 PM

> Saddam might have hidden the weapons abroad

In January, Five News carried the headline that Syria’s hiding them in a bloody enormous cave, the WMD having been transported out of Iraq in ambulances; the ubiquitous squat South African military expert confirmed that the story (recounted second-hand by a ‘dissident’) was highly credible. A seigneurial former ambassador to Damascus then reassured viewers it was the sort of thing Mossad conjures up to relieve the boredom of a slow afternoon.

Posted by: sphaleotas at February 8, 2004 09:39 PM