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February 22, 2004

Rogue Town Cryer, Cathedrals, FolkSong

A day out scouring charity shops (adding to my tower of unread but too-cheap-not-to-buy books) in Truro - voted into the 'top 50 worst towns in britain' but actually not all that bad, despite having a streetplan that seemingly doesn't conform to any concentric, grid, or other template. Everywhere we go we see a town cryer, in full regalia. I assume he's part of some Merrie England heritage scam, but the actual story turns out to be more interesting. After he reappears again, popping his head round the door as I'm having my hair cut, the barber explains that the town cryer lives in Threemilestone, a small hamlet-turned-retail park, which is just outside Truro. Apparently the city authorities, despite his being a world-class prizewinning shouty bloke, refuse to make him official town cryer because he lives outside city limits. Presumably town-crying in Threemilestone is a bad gig, he'd probably get kicked out of Matalan for ringing his bell.

But in the great tradition of The Equaliser, Jim Rockford and Columbo, this is one town cryer who will not let those penpushers at city hall call the shots.

Yeah...He's bought his own gown, he's bought his own bell, and the man is now a rogue unit, an unaffiliated outlaw declaimer. The enterprising cryer even makes his practice self-funding by bringing himself up to date with 21st century news media, and selling ad space: When we turn yet another corner to see him in front of us once more - weird time-travelling bugbear, evil jester, that particularly medieval combination of bawdy jollity and menace - he is stridently alerting the townsfolk to the opening of a new travel agent; 'oh yea, and for a limited time only all customers buying flights from Exeter airport get a week's free parking, oh yea...'. Seriously, wouldn't it make a great TV show - 'attention all units, we have a maverick town cryer situation.'

We took refuge in the cathedral. From outside this fine building is a compressed cluster of spikes; from inside a vertiginous gormenghasterpiece of Gothic verticalism. Extended clusters of stone piping ascending to the vaults prompt anachronistic flash-forwards to HR Geiger's alien baby factories. I start to wonder what Dunwich cathedral would have looked like now.

Pevsner is unfairly sniffy about both external and internal décor (though not so much as he is of St Mary's of Penzance, whose altar, he says, 'smacks of the wurlitzer'). Actually, though there are no imposing gargoyles, there are some nice carvings. But Pevsner is particularly disappointed about the resolutely brutal modernist extensions added in the late 60s - jutting flat slabs and Corbusier-derived 'fashionable motifs' totally out of character with the original highrise barbs. But it's only right isn't it - cathedrals, like pyramids, are an enduring rebuke to modernity. They show us what we can no longer, by any means, achieve, what we've sacrificed. (quote k-P mark: "capitalism's scandalous wastage of resources means that six levels of managerialst meddlers/ 'quality co-ordinators' would @!#$ things up before the finance for the first stone could be agreed.")

Verticality has been succeeded, made impossible, snuffed-out, by a smoothly dysfunctioning horizontality. Even the tower block is stacked horizontality in its social and technical essence. 'Cos there's nothing up there any more, any more than there's solid ground 'down there'. Only lateral, levelling, procedural connections between beleaguered flatlanders. There's something right about the quarreling 'L', the perpetual incompossibility between the resolute mediocrity of the grey boxes on their stumpy concrete pillars and the vaulted magnificence, the awful belittling altitude, of the original edifice.

We'd hardly stepped into the cathedral when suddenly Ruth gets a vicious nosebleed; she puts it down to some sort of automated exorcism (wireless theocracy, spiritual Bluetooth). I remember that - and appreciate why - nosebleeds, these unstoppable apparently unprompted flows, were traditionally regarded as terrible omens.

One of the most beautiful tragic British traditional songs, The Drowned Lovers;, tells a tale typical of these sorts of songs (or at least those that are remembered and documented). The songs are always brutal and matter-of-fact in recounting the most horrendous deaths, as well as being innocently rich in psychodrama.

William, doubting his lover's fidelity, plans to cross the Clyde to call on her, against the will of his mother. Despite her entreaties and curses ('in the deepest part of the Clyde Water, drowned you shall be'), he defies her and crosses the fierce river ('Oh roaring Clyde, you roar so loud, your stream is wondrous strong / Make me your wreck when I came back, But spare as I'm going')

Whilst his lover Margaret sleeps, William is turned away in turn by her mother, who impersonates her and tells him tales of her many other gentleman callers. As William crosses despondently back, and verse by verse, by slow stages, is pulled from his steed into the raging torrent, she awakes from dreaming, discovers the truth from her mother, and inevitably follows William into the wild night ('and the louder that this lady cried, the louder blew the wind'). In she wades, verse by verse deeper into the river in search of him. The song ends with the tragic couplet: 'for you have had a cruel mother, Willy, and I have had another / and now we'll sleep in Clyde water like sister and like brother'.

The connection with the foregoing is that when Nic Jones created the definitive modern interpretation of this song (Nic Jones is a tremendously underrated artist, at least the equal of Martin Carthy, and is - or should have been - in a wider sense, as important a musician as for example Nick Drake, Syd Barrett. Jones created a unique style of folk guitar and singing that blended the faithful rendition of carefully-researched historical songs with a contemporary, highly individual guitar style that owed something to the lute, something to contemporary blues/pop/rock, and something to the innovative tunings he favoured. Almost uniquely in the notoriously patchy history of folk/pop crossover (but isn't folk always already a crossover? Folk singers who don't think so are kidding themselves), Jones' sound generated its own depth, intensity and authenticity without relying on a supposed historical fidelity or the ghastly 'updating' of electric folk/rock. Sadly when Nic was at the height of his powers, he was incapacitated by a car accident, and although he eventually recovered, never played or recorded since. Even worse, the guy who owns the rights to his early records refuses to release them, contributing to his undeservedly languishing in obscurity and relative poverty). Anyway, this is all a digression within a digression...when Jones adapted the song from the text, which I presume he or someone else found by trawling through the collection of Cecil Sharp, he chose to alter the lines 'Willy sits at his stable door, and he's combing his coal black steed / and he's doubting on fair Margaret's love and his nose begins to bleed' to 'his heart began to bleed'. Somewhat uncharacteristic of his approach - although he was never reverent, he usually preserved the essential plainness of the songs. And, I think, a mistake, because how much more powerful, disturbing, and germane to the story, is the image of the sudden burst of crimson from the nose, foretelling William's doom, than the asinine metaphorical platitude of the 'bleeding heart'.

And this in essence is what's wrong with bad pop the whole space-time continuum over, and inversely what's great about some folk songs; they have real red blood instead of faded purple metaphor.

Posted by robin at February 22, 2004 02:23 AM

Comments

Hello, whoever you are?
T'was myself the very Town Crier who popped his head around the barbers shop door.
Reason I was 'presenting myself' to be viewed by a new member of staff. New to this country a lady from Korea & did not know what a Town Crier was at an earlier visit. On that day she was not there - why she saw getting married to an English fella somewhere near Penzance where she will be setting up home.
Why was I up to what I was doing ?
Well it was one of those comparitively rare occasions when I had a Commercial Commission to Cry the City for a new Travel Shop "First Stop" (Get me out of here)that had opened its doors for business that day.
Further it appears that the rest of the story has become a little scrambled by the telling of my dear Barber friend 'Eric'. Yes the re-appointment of the Truro City Crier is a long sad tale of provarication by the 'City Fathers'.
Historically the earliest known Crier on current records was one Francis Donniti back in 1790 !!
But local Government changes ment that many of the earlier records were 'lost'! So there may have been someone earlier than this? Originally the Crier was Truro's first Constable (Policeman)When subsequently Truro had its own Police Force he was one of its number.
Then Robert Peal came along somewhere in this tale but in relitively more recent times that Police Force became the Cornwall Constabulary and then even more recently that became absorbed into todays Devon & Cornwall Constabulary.
But the City Office was dropped some 50/60 years ago.

Then I came along!
Having been a long term member of the local Operatic Society initially I found myself on a Fund Raising Committee that found that no advertising had been undertaken for a giant Jumble Sale. Well that was on the Thursday evening with the event taking place on the following Saturday !
However to cut a long story short, I cobbled up a Robe of sorts borrowed a bell & a hat & on the Saturday shouted the streets of Truro - I brought the Potential customers in, that otherwise knew nothing of our event - My efforts for that day were rewarded with a take of over £1,200. everyone was delighted - that was some 24 years ago! Other Charities then got on the band waggon & on an annual basis I help to bring in some £7 to £8K(without trying!)as a "Peoples Crier".
This I used to do with a Robe that I had got together myself. I knew nothing of City Protocol or the like. Insurance- what is that?
Then one day I was attacked by a Vandle damaging my robe - there were incidents when bell heads 'parted company' from the handle that could have injured someone. So I wanted Insurance. This I found I couldn't get unless I was a bona fide Civically appointed oficer. If that were the case then I could join a Town Criers Guild that in turn afforded Insurance.
In the mean time a former Stage Partner of mine had gone off to Theatre College to learn how to make Theatre Costume. Fine, the said lady returned to see the last night of A show that I was in.
She was nearing the end of her course & was saying that she had to Research a Robe, Design it, then make it. I suggested a Town Criers Robe for the City. A Civic collection was made & eventually a Robe came into being.
But what of the Crier that went into it, for there wasn't one. An ex Mayor reluctantly took the job on for a year & went out "once" for the Carnival.
There was then a passage of time when the City Fathers wouldn't appoint a Crier putting all sorts of hurdles in the way, such as having to be a resident of the City. (On the Parish Electeral Roll). This I was not, though I lived only a mile & a half from the city centre !
I ha community support for my activities a Petition was raised but the Council wouln't act!
Then there was an occasion when the Criers of Cornwall attended a City council meeting with myself - in an effort to get the Council to act but all to no avail!!
I continued to cry the City in my robes but by now had been appointed by three other Parishes
this allowed me to gain Guild membership & consequently Insurance (Thirnd Party liability £3M !!!)
Then eventuly in 2001 I was officially appointed, "AT NO COST TO THE CITY COUNCIL"
Honorary, City of Truro Town Crier.
Thoroughout all this saga I have been able to enter Town Crying Competitions throughout the UK & overseas gaining many trophies in the doing.
At last years World Championships I gained the Title of being The World's Best Dressed Town Crier & together with my Partner gained the 3rd place for the Best Dressed Couple. In the 'Shout'I came joint Forth!
If I can be of further assistance please come back I would be delighted to have a chat with you.
Sincerely yours,
John L. Sweetman FLCTC,FBGTM,MAHGTC, (IEng.)
Honorary, Official Town Crier of the City of Truro, Grampound, Creed and Kenwyn.
All in the Duchy of Cornwall !!

Posted by: John Sweetman at March 25, 2004 02:10 AM

RE YOUR STORY OF THE TOWN CRIER OF TRURO HIS NAME IS JOHN SWEETMAN AND HE IS INDEED AN OFFICIAL TOWN CRIER , AND IT WAS MY PLEASURE A FEW YEARS AGO TO WELCOME JOHN TO LONDON HE DOES A WONDERFULL PR JOB FOR TRURO AND LONG MAY HE RING HIS BELL LOUD AND CLEAR. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

Posted by: TOWN CRIER TO THE MAYOR OF LONDON. at March 25, 2004 05:40 PM

Oyez Oyez Oyez
Let it be known that John Sweetman is a well respected Town Crier in the "Proclaiming world" I am a fellow of the "Loyal Company of Town Criers" and we meet on a regular basis in competitions and gatherings all over the country. John also takes part and promotes the City of Truro with enthusiasm and loyal commitment, he makes a fine figure in his regalia and his voice is superb. Long may he continue to have his voice and bell heard.
Best wishes from Peter & Maureen Taunton
County Town of Stafford
God Save The Queen

Posted by: Peter Taunton Stafford Town Crier at April 2, 2004 12:54 PM