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July 15, 2005
New Road
Park Road
Wolseley Road
Birchington Road
Crouch Hall Road
Stanhope Gardens
Northwood Road
Archway Road
Winchester Road
Tile Kiln Lane abstract graf map
Hornsey Road Don't do it!
Dartmouth Park Hill
Whittington Hospital Smallpox and Vaccination Hospital...Female Receiving Ward
Highgate Hill Dick Whittington's cat immortalised in stone
Junction Road Big double room for a person. A girl from Slovakia is looking for a job. I'm 20 year old and know very good english -" speaking and also writting. One room for give girl to let. Mature lady local dom/sub watersports/feasting A+O levels special
De Marcos!An old man whose first language is not english, but whose communication problems clearly extend to a more fundamental cognitive level than this, accosts me with a tale somehow concerning a pair of headphones, which boasts multiple ritornellos and a great many incomprehensible passages punctuated by regular delighted 'thumbs-up' expressions.
St Johns Grove
Holloway Road
Fairbridge Road Modern day whittington cat
Hornsey Road
Beaumont Rise
Sunnyside Road
Hornsey Lane sinister document found on the pavement. Written on the reverse side of a photocopied note apparently intended for a supply teacher:
He is small
Hes got a
big head
but ba(n)by
I always
sleep in his
mums
bed
---
sunshine from
his bean head
he is so dump and
I choped his
mum
Less of a literary success than this compressed saga with its oedipal echos, if more muscular in its language, is the scrawl on the other half of the page:
mary hairy mary the vigin mary of steven
Jakie smelly Jakei stinks like a paki
Tina the cock cleaner works in
spirmint rino
Sharon sheep shaging sharon welsh sheep staaaing shaon
Who lives in a caravan in Regents park
S S
whos got 4
brothers and
1 sister
S S
who lives in
a caravan and sells
carpits
-----
S S
who mums got
mustash and
and got small tits
looks like a [illegible]
Stanhope Way
Avenue Road
Coolhurst Road
Montenotte Road
Glasslyn Road
Tivoli Road
????view Crescent
Park Road
Posted by robin at July 15, 2005 05:50 AM