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November 13, 2005

Londonistan Safari

[Friday 4 November 0630am]

Weston Park
Ferme Park Road
Mountview Road

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Mount Pleasant Crescent
Rather impressive elephantine topiary

Stroud Green Road
Upper Tollington Park
Oxford Road

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Finsbury Park
At sunrise a man walks around the park
distributing morsels of bread to squirrels and ducks.
Imbued with the leaden idleness of the English underclass,
he dumps whole slices on the ground heavy-handedly
without even looking to see if they're taken.

Seven Sisters Road

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The road is cordoned off; a suspect vehicle was found
outside a kebab shop: could detonate any second
We do what any responsible parents would do
Take a seat in a cafe as near as possible to watch

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As is befitting to our last hour on earth
Avan's cafe on the corner is a fine establishment
The other punters are schizos and frustrated commuters.
The police mill around outside. After tea the road opens.

Fonthill Road
Tollington Park
Stroud Green Road

News travels faster than us, following in parallel
the staggered itinerary of outpatient schizos
before the daycentre opens: park, cafe, charity shop
By the time we get this far events are amplified alarmingly:
a major bomb scare, a car or bus might have exploded:
the tube was closed. They're still sweeping the area
for bad men in turbans, or suspiciously thick coats
We listen to the story being passed from mouth to mouth

Mount Pleasant Crescent
Mount Pleasant Villas
Mount View Road
Womersley Road
Cecile Park
Gladwell Road
Landrock Road
Bourne Road
Aubrey Road
Fairfield Road

Posted by robin and donald at November 13, 2005 04:39 PM

Comments

>>> robin and donald

i see your art team is growing. ;)

the last photo: the cafe looks Arabic / Iranian / Turkish, right? because of the first item on the right.

Posted by: R at November 14, 2005 06:20 AM

yes, well you know of course Finsbury Park is the centre of Londonistan, the area where BMIT (Bad Men in Turbans) live and hatch their devilish plans. Finsbury Park mosque is the erstwhile home of "hook-handed Abu Hamza" ;)

That turkish vessel reminds me, I forgot to note this on the blog. We stayed in a hotel in Brighton which had a huge ornate samovar in the dining room. Underneath the thing there was a huge obelisk-like thing covered in a sheet, which when I sneakily inspected it, turned out to be a 1970s photocopier. The only purpose of the ornamental samovar was to give the disused and camouflaged photocopier a plausible reason for existence.
Some logical flaw in this thinking...the "hotelier's paradox".

Posted by: Robin at November 14, 2005 12:45 PM

>>> yes, well you know of course Finsbury Park is the centre of Londonistan, the area where BMIT (Bad Men in Turbans) live and hatch their devilish plans.

It ‘should’ be a place for me then. Strangely, judging by photos Londonistan is very different from Irangeles (think it has something to do with the Iranians’ decadent pro-Americanism).

>>> Finsbury Park mosque is the erstwhile home of "hook-handed Abu Hamza" ;)

LOL

>>> That turkish vessel reminds me, I forgot to note this on the blog.

Yes, although this kind of vessel (Ghourie) became very popular during the reign of Ottomans in Iraq as an addition to Ghal’ian (Turkish hookah) and Nard-board for aristocrat women but it is originally Arabic ... originally made for Harun al-Rashid’s Harem through the Iranian influence of his son Mamum who imported more moderate Shia artists from Iran to Iraq: note that the shape of the vessel corresponds with the calligraphic form of the word Allah in Arabic (still many Sunnis consider it a Shiite blasphemy).

>>> We stayed in a hotel in Brighton which had a huge ornate samovar in the dining room. Underneath the thing there was a huge obelisk-like thing covered in a sheet, which when I sneakily inspected it, turned out to be a 1970s photocopier. The only purpose of the ornamental samovar was to give the disused and camouflaged photocopier a plausible reason for existence.

You know most of the hotels I have visited in Middle East have this kind of huge samovar in their dinning room and as I have noticed it is always for camouflaging a disfigured / damaged / ugly part of the room. Odessa has a huge industry in producing these huge samovars btw ;)

Posted by: R at November 14, 2005 02:00 PM

Forgive the typo: should be Mamun (Ma'mun) instead of Mamum

Posted by: R at November 14, 2005 02:18 PM

I used to walk past the Mount Pleasant Crescent Elephant every day & it never failed to raise my spirits.

Posted by: bham at November 21, 2005 10:02 AM

I wonder how often they have to trim it...that's a really nice street though – also near to the superb gigantic polish(?) supermarket (across the road from the old dairy).

Posted by: Robin at November 22, 2005 11:05 PM

Bush claims Saddams arsenal of WMD 'probably hidden beneath a samovar somewhere'.

Posted by: the news at November 22, 2005 11:07 PM

hi, my name's avan. the 'fine establishment' is named after me! lol.

Posted by: avan at January 13, 2006 03:39 PM